heydari

dont mind me

[heydari @heyensha]

I would love to have a viral tweet but I refuse to talk about anything relatable

[heydari @heyensha]

I've got it... Mile End KNICKS!

[tal @sidd_f1nch]

This is the Knicks hidden advantage. Parks in walkable cities to Wemby are the equivalent of strip clubs to Harden. Surprised he hasn’t missed a game playing chess in Union Square

[heydari @heyensha]

well, why can't the stand-off be Mexican?

[heydari @heyensha]

at a rave with loud music: this is my Euphoria

[heydari @heyensha]

*there's layers to this voice* there's crumbs to this

[heydari @heyensha]

you thought I was doing a blaccent,
but really,
I was doing my Randy Newman impression

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"Mrs. Draper? What the hell are you doing? Mrs. Draper!"

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I just used ⁦@Shazam⁩ to discover the song Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp: https://t.co/1MynkEbKqR

[heydari @heyensha]

call me slim reader the way I be reading small paragraphs on r/nba !

[heydari @heyensha]

@realgregwhite love Steve

[heydari @heyensha]

the revolution will not be Mandy's

[heydari @heyensha]

what's recyclable is whatever I want it to be

[heydari @heyensha]

this is just like that moment in avatar the last airbender where there's a sun

[heydari @heyensha]

furry Ted Lasso: "you have got to be a Jason KITTENing me!"

[heydari @heyensha]

ted lasso voice: "you've gotta be Jason Kidding me!!"

[heydari @heyensha]

went to the zoo today

[heydari @heyensha]

the best part about this is I genuinely can't tell who's supposed to be who

[heydari @heyensha]

not understanding how phrases work: master of moderation, mistress to none

[heydari @heyensha]

and now for my next act, watch me take my time!

[heydari @heyensha]

when they finally trust you to wash their non-stick pan

[heydari @heyensha]

I'm about to make a Rick and Morty reference and everyone in the room tenses up