Erin B

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

What could be causing the discrepancy instead? It could be dark energy, dark matter, or something else entirely. Watch the video below to get a deep dive:

[SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly]

Finally reached the age where I understand how it can be uphill both ways.

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

I’m getting old.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

🤔

[Jeremy Brown @mojomonkey_12]

Why does one box of Mac and cheese seem like so little but two boxes of Mac and cheese will feed 18 people?

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

It’s funny that after the Big Bang, there were all these hydrogen atoms everywhere and 13.8 billion years later some of them have turned into majestic nebulas and others have turned into Cheez-Its.

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

Been hitting that re-tweet button a long time now. 🤣#MyTwitterAnniversary

[SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly]

Slept in this morning. Now I feel drunk with power.

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

#NASAWebb is fully deployed! 🎉

With the successful deployment & latching of our last mirror wing, that's:
50 major deployments, complete.
178 pins, released.
20+ years of work, realized.

Next to #UnfoldTheUniverse: traveling out to our orbital destination of Lagrange point 2!

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

@Jebailey @ATLFunkyP I would also recommend a trip to the dentist as soon as you can. Cracked teeth r common (but don’t bother u right away) in bad car accidents & it would be best for the insurance to cover it. If U wait they won’t consider it from the wreck tho.

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

I know I’m hot, but I also know I’m not a full-time hot person. I’m hot when I wanna be. I choose my own hours. I make my own schedule. I do freelance hotness.

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

Just got catfished by an oatmeal raisin cookie that I could of sworn was chocolate chip.

Don’t get me wrong, I ❤️ oatmeal raisin cookies but I can’t help but feel slighted due to the chocolatey experience I was craving. 🥺

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

@RiotZephyreal What restaurant did you get this at? I’m so going there!!! Looks so delicious.

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

@vintagewasp A plethora of things.....none of which are working. I’ve upgraded to straight up Sudafed because there’s no other way I’m breathing out of my nose otherwise. *sneezes*

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

@theshantilly I���m overly caffeinated, my neighborhood smells of bacon, & I finally found foaming dish soap after a year of it not being around. Today is a good day.

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

I feel this in my soul....

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

@WilliamRodgers I must say not only do you have a beautiful family, I’m 100% totally jealous of their stylish jammies.

[Power of Positivity @LIVEpositivity]

A diamond is a piece of charcoal that handled stress exceptionally well.

[Just Dylan @D_Fort5]

One day you'll find someone that's obsessed with you.

It's probably going to be a dog. But it is what it is.

[Erin B @HeyErinB]

@vintagewasp I’ve only managed to stumble upon lysol very sporadically at target and gloves on amazon.