Nat|Scheme 🌻

She/Her. Content consumer. 29. Navigating adulting as best as I can. || Legend of Zelda || Pokemon || Gintama || Mario || Apex Legends || 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

[おしるこ🥗 @oshiruko_s2]

おめかし

[Dad @achiever4L]

Cave divers with 3 kids and a loving wife when they hear about a cave called Lucifer’s asshole

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙aᥫ @desi0re]

fuck a breakup have you ever been the excluded friend

[Alonso Ortiz Menchaca @jaompr]

El boicot de Jake Paul contra BB es la evidencia más clara del imperialismo USA. Que ellos invadan nuestras comunidades,desplacen, evadan impuestos y ninguneen nuestra identidad es totalmente legítimo, pero si nosotros ocupamos sus espacios es una afrenta imposible de soportar.

[MLC Japanese School @mlcjapanese]

Learn Japanese step by step, from N5 to N1
Free study resources here:

N5 → https://t.co/HzX3Yjyasz

N4 → https://t.co/3gJNb5Njx5

N3 → https://t.co/9CuEsKk1bm

N2 → https://t.co/JisnL1ddIL

N1 → https://t.co/JU4mO9DhDL

#learnjapanese #jlpt #japaneselanguage

[타키온 @tachyonOW]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 섹시라마

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: We have obtained the FULL segment exposing abuse and torture at the CECOT prison that CBS abruptly pulled from the airwaves.

This is what Trump and his allies at CBS News don’t want you to see.

[eveo @eveoart]

Fried shrimp Comic 🍤 1/2

[DARKDOG @DARKDOG15566158]

#Silksong

[𝕲𝖆𝖝 @Gaxix]

Hollow Knight Silksong 🕸

[おしるこ🥗 @oshiruko_s2]

ヌーヴォカフェ

[hollowknightyuri on tumblr @mspaintsilksong]

i drew something based off this parallel last month [inspired by this exact quote]! didn’t find it right to put it on this account since its not ms paint. but i think that this is one of the hardest lines in the game.

[Theresa :3 @Theresssa1]

Almost finish linework
#Overwatch2fanart

[おしるこ🥗 @oshiruko_s2]

モーニングルーティーン

[Laserlazuli @laserlazuli]

day eleven: the snail shamans, the fortune wheel