Deborah Walton

She said I'm really not supposed to but yes, you can call me anything you want

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

Everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman, but she used to say she wished that you were dead

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

Remember in the early 2000’s when Justin Timberlake used to add a 10 minute interval in the middle of a song of him beatboxing that no one asked for?

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

It’s been a lot of years, really think you’re getting one past me

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

It isn’t love, it isn’t hate, it’s just indifference

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

Is it me or was that Met Office warning a bit dramatic?

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

Joop Jump gives me PTSD

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

@RatioMonkeys @kimwall_xo

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Easily adjusted to your new life

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

Pierced through the heart, but never killed

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

@SoVeryBritish @JNRmixes

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People wishing their kids good luck for their first day of primary school like they’re being sent off to war 😂

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

Must be the cash, cause it ain’t your face

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

Month 846 of pregnancy, and no I haven’t had the baby yet 🙄

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

@iain_mac We didn’t have this problem at all

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

Did we go too far, is that why your nose is bleeeeeeeeeeding

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

Why is the phrase “wouldn’t say boo to a goose” and not a ghost? Who says boo to a goose?

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@lauralouisa_xo Love the time this was posted 😂

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I was into youuuuuuuu, but I’m over it now

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

@lisafrnch I got a notification that there was a reply to this today but I can’t see it?

[Deborah Walton @heyhodeejo]

@lisafrnch Ah amazing, I would love them but understand if they’re posted out! Suppose it will be next year sometime so hope you don’t forget me 🤣