Might be the Babylon Bee's best-ever post.
"Heavenly sources confirmed that, after 31 years of graciously allowing everyone on Earth to benefit from his life, God deemed the world unworthy of Charlie Kirk and brought him into eternal glory where he belonged."
He's always been a bucket getter..and now he's added the ability to run the point and guard anybody 1-5! His work ethic and commitment to player development has made him one of the best combo guards in the country. @espn@NaismithTrophy