adelia

there are typos in all my tweets and i don’t give a hoot

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

You know whats overrated?

Pants

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

I’m wheezing laughing

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

call your representatives NOW

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

It’s either the moped or the bag. Your choice.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

The common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) is a freshwater turtle of the family Chelydridae, a long-lived species reaching maturity at ages varying from 11 to 16 years and can live nearly 50 years in the wild. For context, that is 2.6315 Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriends

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

I met this man in Hawaii and held the bunny💀😂 not my best idea but a good time

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

I failed

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

This snakeskin jeep😂💀

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

I wanna to start a thread of all the wierd/ super funky cars i see driving around cumberland county. So I’m gonna start off with a classic that everyone knows. Pls add any cars you have seen. Thank you

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

This highlighter yellow sedan

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

@AmericanAir care to explain how i lost an entire day of my vacation due to your plane malfunctioning and having zero communication with any passengers? Also the fact that i have to stay somewhere overnight without my luggage?? Do better

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

crypto is an mlm for people who think they're too smart to fall for an mlm

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

Trae young looks like a lollipop with hair. #gosixers

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

I would simply ask the flight attendant to

✨turn the seatbelt sign on✨

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

[Shelby Ivey Christie @bronze_bombSHEL]

we used to be a country. a proper country.

[SMILING BECAUSE I EAT SKIN :D @CornerfolkGod]

they’re like “oooh we’re going to getcha! heehee we are just kidding! ^—^” https://t.co/C8951AIQV9

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

Closer

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

Yes its me ya girl, Azlia

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

We have another one

[adelia @heyitsadelia_]

Did i rock my niece to sleep while i sang Smelly Cat? Yes, yes i did