tayler

i deadass hate bitches blurgh (she her)

[tayler @heyitschaiT]

website to find more petitions that haven’t met their goal yet:
https://t.co/EZ40rDoDWo

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

no seriously bc what the fuck was up with this

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

my girlfriend at any given point in time

[Squimpus @squimpus]

get you a goon who says "uhh i dunno about dis one, boss!"

[Brady @pebbut]

i told you not to take shrooms at my apartment bro you know there’s a scary gnome around here somewhere trying to get us

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

If they say “get on the ground”’and you get on the ground, say “I’m on the ground” and you STILL get tased and pepper sprayed.

What else are you supposed to do but run?

So much for that whole “if he only he had complied” narrative.

[PridefulSin ❕ @ReignOfPride]

This will never not be funny to me I swear

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

this is the original knives out

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

there have been 41 school shooting this year i feel like that is scarier

[sydney @sydxneey]

so let me get this straight. you all watched greg abbott sit and do nothing after 19 children were murdered, sat in freezing temperatures as he did nothing, and watched him sign away the right for women to have full bodily autonomy, and you still voted for him? you’re disgusting.

[YMS (Adum) @2gay2lift]

I'm just happy to know that nothing I can or ever will do will be as embarrassing as the richest man in the world creating soyjak memes to try and convince people to pay for Twitter.

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Andrew Garfield on losing his mother

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

bro triggered the apocalypse 😭

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

This is pure evil, no joke, it’s raw evil staring u down, just the face of the devil

[Vulture @vulture]

SHE'S HERE! #emmys

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

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[Hank Green @hankgreen]

If you’re looking for unfair things about the way we do education in the US I suggest looking at literally any part of it.

We base /elementary school funding/ on /local property taxes/. It’s monstrous.

[NPR @NPR]

For the first time in nearly 50 years, the Columbus City Schools unionized teachers are striking.

The union says it was pushing for air conditioning, appropriate class sizes, and more full-time art, music and physical education teachers. https://t.co/F2JMTBg88b

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

by age 30 you should have two childhood friends who would come to denmark at the request of your uncle to ascertain the cause of your madness

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

he’s a big boy