elisha 🌟

[adam @molotov_moktail]

the next movie should be called Fast10 Your Seatbelts

[Dessy 🩷 @thatsdessyy]

I could NOT imagine getting off work and coming home to a child???? Absolutely not 😭

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[Norm Kelly @norm]

One silver lining during this pandemic is the loss of the Sunday scaries. The anxiety has now been spread evenly over the full week.

[Lil Lei. @leianaclemente]

God pls let me find $80,000 on the floor today.

[Chris Pramas @Pramas]

My day.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Yeah I’m with the Redditers

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Ugh I was supposed to perform wap at the inauguration today but I had a dentist appointment 😓😓....maybe next time .

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My 14-year-old son, Saxon, said he feels like 2021 will be a good year. I agree. Let us all make it so.

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES

[Ball @BallTalkO]

Ever since Kobe passed, things been down hill.

[☆ Lou Sifer ☆ @ThePunxNation]

Jeffree escaping when he heard Kim’s car in the driveway

[RDCWORLD1 BURNER @rdcburner]

The Security at the U.S. Capitol

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

that’s enough i’m stepping in

[J @Basilleous]

What you mean speechless son go suit up

[elisha 🌟 @heyitselisha]

bro WHAT

[NOAH CAINE @NoahCaine]

to make it here without dying is the epitome of white privilege