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my inner thoughts

[isabelaaaa @heyitsisawazzup]

A haunted house but it’s my laundry basket after 1 week of consistency at the gym

[isabelaaaa @heyitsisawazzup]

Disgusting inedible garbage. Just make your own hummus

[isabelaaaa @heyitsisawazzup]

Brought to you by Big Hummus..

[Localize - Farmers Market @Localizefoodapp]

Sabra has recalled its hummus three separate times, and a lab test still found something extra inside it.

The company pulled 30,000 cases over listeria in 2015, ran a bigger listeria recall in 2016, then a salmonella recall in 2021.

In between, testing found glyphosate in Sabra Classic at 743 parts per billion, over four times a health group's benchmark.

Three recalls and a weed killer result later, it still owns the hummus aisle.

Find hummus made from cleaner chickpeas on Localize.

[lia @iluvvbagels]

twitter was made for people who talk to themselves

[isabelaaaa @heyitsisawazzup]

Tom Brady all over my feed and it’s pissing me off

[isabelaaaa @heyitsisawazzup]

Sleep when the baby sleeps and go to Vegas to watch John Mayer live at the Sphere when the baby goes to Vegas to watch John Mayer live at the Sphere

[big mf don ! @ittsangel_]

You really can’t get too attached to anything you find at Trader Joe’s

[isabelaaaa @heyitsisawazzup]

In Your Atmosphere Live at the Nokia Theatre 4 times in a row to get me through my cardio

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off

[isabelaaaa @heyitsisawazzup]

Store-bought hummus is never tastier than homemade. And they want you to believe it’s hard to make.
All a scam by Big Hummus

[isabelaaaa @heyitsisawazzup]

The Trader Joe’s employees are singing ‘I Want It That Way’ in unison

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

(spaniards at 12:20pm) good morning

[isabelaaaa @heyitsisawazzup]

Mi hijo en el 2027 cuando le ponga reruns de la parada que le hizo Casillas a Robben en la final del mundial del 2010

[isabelaaaa @heyitsisawazzup]

Imagine honking at me for not knowing how to merge onto the i95 and I’m just on my way to Trader Joe’s listening to the Jonas Brothers #justagirl

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Expected snitch

[Gustavo Bolívar @GustavoBolivar]

A España le tocó marcarle tres goles a Argentina para poder ganar 1-0.

[. @disgame23]

Aura loss is nuts I can’t believe he did that

[gam @mbafraaude]

Me parece maravillosa esta toma. El momento en el que Rodri iba dialogar como una persona adulta funcional pero se da cuenta que es literalmente retrasado mental con IQ infrahumano así que no merece la pena. Cine.

[Ménez @menezrm]

Momento exacto en el que te das cuenta de que estás debatiendo con un unineuronal