Jordan

Mostly sports.

[Jordan @heyitsj0rdann]

@astros Love to see it

[Jordan @heyitsj0rdann]

@AstrosJosh I wasn’t expecting the jump scare

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@RangersInsiders

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@tonykemp Tony!! 🫶

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@djLeMahieuRBW @MLBONFOX Not somebody talking whose team finished baseball a month ago

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@RangersInsiders García is what? L

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@astros Happy flight 😌

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@rluis___ @MLBONFOX @kevinburkhardt @AROD @davidortiz @derekjeter Tell me you know nothing about baseball without telling me

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@MarkBerman_ Name a more humble player I’ll wait

[Jordan @heyitsj0rdann]

@michaelschwab13 This is my Roman Empire or whatever the kids are saying

[RobnCypress @robncypress]

No showboating. No slow walking. No attention to himself.

He politely runs the bases & greets his teammates.

The smallest guy in baseball picks up his team like a champion.

Meanwhile, in the dugout Altuve is hurling more F-Bombs than George Carlin.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

4 years ago today, Jose Altuve sent the Astros to the World Series with a walk-off home run against Aroldis Chapman

[Jordan @heyitsj0rdann]

@astros It’s a real shame this wasn’t Aroldis Chapman watching that ball go over his head

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@astros Inject it into my veins

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@MLB @loanDepot @astros Keep booing 😎

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@michaelschwab13 Was reading comments on Facebook from people who are season tickets holders in that area and they say that guy sitting is always causing problems 🤷‍♀️

[Jordan @heyitsj0rdann]

@MLB @astros “We want Houston”. lol okay. 🧡💙

[Houston Astros @astros]

One win at a time.

Final: #Astros 6, Twins 4

[Jordan @heyitsj0rdann]

I’ve seen this movie before

[Houston Astros @astros]

FIRST PITCH SWINGING.