russ macklin

millennial mortgage dad, former rockstar

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

@Bitcoinprof0637 Done

[Richard Karn @TheRichardKarn]

I’ve thought long and hard about NFT’s and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

@bigdawgsonly Wendy is a high quality brand, I’d expect nothing less

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

This thread

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Changing name to Meat

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

Finally, thanksgiving. The only day I really don’t have to answer the phone, put on a nice shirt, and be an adult.

My wife:
Hey are you gonna shower? We have a zoom call with my family at 11.

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

@bigdawgsonly Pics or it didn’t happen

[James @CaucasianJames]

do u think donald is in a hospital gown or is he laying in his bed in a suit rn

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

@bigdawgsonly Not without the watch

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[James @CaucasianJames]

friends that check in on u >>>>>

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am going back on the air Monday, March 30th. All my staff will work from home, I will shoot at home using an iPhone, and my guests will Skype. This will not be pretty, but feel free to laugh at our attempt. Stay safe.

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

I’m still parked out by the lake, 80 miles from Santa Fe. It’s the lake that’s parked where I’m at out by the lake.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

(DMX describing a Mario Batali outfit)

Crocs!
Socks!
Button down, chronograph watch
Oh
No

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

@demac17 Featuring @beaconmusic

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

@demac17 Yeah man, u hear it somewhere?

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

My parents are all of a sudden very passionate about formula 1 racing. Some guy named botox is the front runner. Now you're caught up.

[black owned water park @HennessyBronze]

This still one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen on Twitter 😭😭😭

[russ macklin @heyitsmeruss]

Shamika, Kiesha, Tara, Shonda, Sabrina, Crystal, Derhonda, Lisa, Felicia, Tonisha, Shavon, Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolonda

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Someone please call the police