randall

Hey there stupid

[Jihad al-Haqq • جهاد الحق @JihadalHaqq]

JUST IN: Murderers are often criticized for "killing people" but serial killers kill roughly 3x as much

[jimmy, how strange it is to be anything at all @tuffluffjimmy]

Nothing quite like the rush of telling someone there’s no military discount and then not thanking them for their service

[cece @dayayt33]

if donald trump dies on kirkiversary

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@thesoypill The hypocrisy is the point

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

seeing the “dog eating” joke being backfired, it’s so satisfying to see

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@hayasaka_aryan @NickJFuentes You're brown though

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@NickJFuentes You should make an angry impotent post about it on X the everything app

[dead domain @DomainDead]

One day he’s gonna get exactly what he’s been asking for, and suddenly you’ll see the “play stupid games win stupid prizes” crowd suddenly switch up to the Kirk-approach and depict him as some laudable, kind saint and not a loud, hateful idiot content demon.

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@hayasaka_aryan @LeadingReport @Kitler512 You're a brown man

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@hayasaka_aryan You're literally brown

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@Howlingmutant0 @Awk20000 Are you clutching pearls again Mr Edgelord

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@hayasaka_aryan @Awk20000 You tell us

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@Shikis_husband

[morrissey enjoyer @morrisseyenjoyr]

i respect retail employees more than i respect the military

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@D_GenerationX58 @ayeejuju God you're a cuck

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@ekat_graff_life @NaziCringe Only children care about likes and ratios

[Rynna ☭ @rinnitensei]

This platform might actually explode on the kirkversary

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@BabeRelax77771 @Oilfield_Rando I did though

[randall @heylookitsrandy]

@NuthinPersonell @Oilfield_Rando K