Joseph Patrick

Remote Tech Support | Handle software & desktops, slow computers, broken integrations, connectivity & network problems, and cybersecurity issues. Ask Qs 🔽

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

👨‍💻 Role: IT Support & Tech Strategy

🎯 Mission: Helping Small Biz Owners navigate Cybersecurity & SaaS.

🚫 Anti-Goal: Gatekeeping tech knowledge.

​Follow along if you want your business technology to work for you, not against you.
​#SmallBiz #ITSupport #CyberSecurity #SaaS #Entrepreneur

[Google @Google]

Today we’re introducing Gemma 4 12B — our latest open model that brings advanced agentic reasoning, vision and audio directly to your laptop.

It delivers performance nearing our larger Gemma models with a much smaller total memory footprint, while being small enough to run locally with just 16GB of VRAM. It’s open and accessible for everyone to use under a permissive Apache 2.0 license.

This is all made possible by our new, unified architecture that removes separate multimodal encoders. Here’s how we did it 🧵

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

@Sh_a_shi I actually started with @Replit

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

@nalinrajput23 cybersecurity, especially new vulnerabilities at the intersection of AI and cloud platforms.

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

Being "tech-savvy" doesn't mean you have to do it all. Call a pro when:

You're treating default security settings like the latest COVID drop.

You've wasted 5 hours on a 10-minute fix.

You keep buying new software but everything is still broken.

#heynephew #techsupport

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

@nalinrajput23 Gemini

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

I have an unhealthy relationship with pot roast #southinyomouth #gaborngabread #mmm #bread

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

Your 1-hr meeting with 8 engineers didn't cost "time." It cost $600.

I built a free tool to track meeting costs in real-time. Put it on the projector next time you want to keep the "quick sync" actually quick. 📉

Try it: https://t.co/1Hpw7ljjxm

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

#hr: did you feel your comment crossed the line?

me: I remember seeing the line when I crossed it.

#helpdeskheros #noticketnoproblem #ifitneedsafix #itneedsaticket

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

@NanouuSymeon I wake up early as a dad and business owner but never as a developer. They usually join the party later in the day. Which is fine.

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

Way to go @NanoBanana this is the closest I think I've gotten to exactly what I want. @GoogleAI, are y'all ready for Y2K?

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

@trikcode Done is a myth. Enjoy the ride.

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

@nodejs Not hiring but y'all good folks

[Node.js @nodejs]

Are you currently hiring for a role that includes using Node.js? Reply with a link to the opening and any relevant context.

If you're not, we'd appreciate a repost for visibility 💚

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

@Codie_Sanchez @hillarykiptoo_ That's what I tell people in IT support. I'm not smart. I'm stubborn.

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

Have you ever worked in corporate? We have to train our replacements.

[Prasenjit @Star_Knight12]

if AI is replacing developers

then why AI companies are hiring developers

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

"I understand what you're saying"

-At no point did they understand what I was saying.

[Wise @trikcode]

What's the biggest lie you have heard from a programmer?

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

@itsolelehmann It's become the resume meets sales bro social media platform

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

@pmitu high coding. I take my cbd gummy and see what Canva gives me.

[Joseph Patrick @heynephewtech]

@trikcode Bringing real and real fast IT support to the masses, no more fancy MSPs, seat numbers, and long term contracts, sass added free of charge #letsgo