Nico Zaca

"You Can Have Him Since You Want Him So Bad" OUT NOW!

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“I Could Only Ever Love You” out April 17th.

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@shotbytacooo LMFAOOOO

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white people will be like yea my dog went into psychosis post ketamine therapy

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Conspiracy theorists will believe in anything but themselves.. bro ur self esteem is the first inside job…

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@ubuntourist thank u!!

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Washington DC songwriter Nico Zaca just dropped "Isolation Chamber" ... Lovely tune.
https://t.co/p1cSx7sGtf

#alternative #for_the_club #alternative_rock #art_rock #folk #singer_songwriter #WashingtonDC #DC

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“isolation chamber” by Nico Zaca out now

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me: yoo these lambchops are good af

Jesus Christ: one of you will betray me

me: oh shit

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Acting like you’re really Anteating… bro we all know you’ve been Aardvarking…

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Saying “recent research suggests” then lying my ass off

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whenever someone’s Instagram bio has their significant others name in it, the Final Countdown starts playing at max volume in my head

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Producer: any idea how you’re starting off your verse?

Pitbull: i think i might chuckle a little bit then say Mr. worldwide

Producer: type shit type shit

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Tell me why I went to lunch with my French friend and he jumped across the table and stabbed me when he saw me leaving a tip if u see this Jean Baptise I hate u

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To be honest i get why Jesus left that tomb the FOMO must’ve been crazy

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Shoutout poems theyre like the TikToks of literature

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one shot of espresso deep doubled over with Yeezus 808 heart palpitations asking God if we can work this out

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I might’ve lost some respect for myself this year but hey at least I gained nothing

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this little girl on the train keeps staring at me like she’s never seen an Instagram comedian before

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asking the barista “what are we” bc she spelled my name right on the cup

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“Higher Louder TurboPower” OUT NOW!

https://t.co/blB4NoIkya