Sarah

[Sarah @heyrahh]

How do I explain to people when they’re giving me career advice that nothing they’re saying is making sense to me bc I’m following the dragons to my next big opportunity?

[Sarah @heyrahh]

The iPad kid is raising me.

[Sarah @heyrahh]

Being slutty around your friend’s husbands feels like being slutty around your dad.

[Sarah @heyrahh]

That's so Raven theme song in my head. "go raven"

[Sarah @heyrahh]

@xxcheyenne when you find out let me know.

[Sarah @heyrahh]

@jamie_meier thanks!!!!!!!

[Sarah @heyrahh]

I'm selling my hair. $1 a strand. http://t.co/0lkGPbti

[Sarah @heyrahh]

"mom, do you think the gay people will like us?" "umm, they'll probably like your shoes." #courtneyandhermom

[Sarah @heyrahh]

Someone please sign me up for the witness protection program.

[Sarah @heyrahh]

Dizzy and having trouble breathing. Talking about dolphins.

[Sarah @heyrahh]

@CatFoodBreath cat pictures

[Sarah @heyrahh]

I'm in Oklahoma.....

[Sarah @heyrahh]

"Is it weird that I feel like I'm driving to my death right now?" - @HeyyMO

[Sarah @heyrahh]

Been following this guy for about 15 minutes now. Still hast noticed me. #Disneyland

[Sarah @heyrahh]

@bekahhcrylow Hahahahahahhaha yes! I'd love to.

[Sarah @heyrahh]

If someone showed up at my house right now to take me to a steakhouse I would go with them.

[Sarah @heyrahh]

@315punx you look like nick Jonas.

[Sarah @heyrahh]

@abbbly woah that doesn't look like me !