WITCHeyenne

i brake for birds // baby yoda fan account

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

can’t wait to tell my psychiatrist next appointment i no longer need to be on antidepressants since baby yoda came into my life

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am going to have a very lovely meltdown

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

my palm reader DID NOT warn me about this

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Sometimes you have to let people be ugly

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Please do not pay attention to me when I am making a mistake

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

It is easy to be stupid

[greenllamas @greenllamascc]

If you play the Sims with walls down don't worry about what's in the vaccine

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

just popping in to let everyone know i pulled up behind a baby pink “i belong to harry styles” license plate frame today!!!!!

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

may not be vaccinated for covid yet but i am vaccinated for yellow fever so i got that going for me

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

@rachelbsmith i feel seen

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

@ariellestop awww thank you my sweet angel! you are a gift and i am equally happy to have you as a friend!!! 🖤🖤🖤

[. @SuiNeltwork]

we are excited to finally reopen with social distancing measures in place. one person can come in and thousands can wait out front

[. @SuiNeltwork]

we have progressed past the need for the haunted mansion ride. the world is scary enough. thanks

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

@dollytitz dude right?! my mind was blown

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

imagine going to a mexican restaurant and not telling your server you’re allergic to cheese

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

like.......everything here pretty much has cheese

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I call my friends bitches out of respect

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

another fucking butterfly flew into my windshield the other day what did i do to deserve this

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

i drove into a butterfly recently on accident and i’ve been agonizing over it for weeks so that’s my life update covid who ha ha haaaaa 🙃

[WITCHeyenne @xxcheyenne]

simply cannot get over the “alfa ddy” license plate i witnessed today

[. @SuiNeltwork]

screaming and crying and spinning in a big tea cup

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

please do not get a crush on any of our dinosaurs. every last one of them is out of your league