🌻Rachel

parallel parking queen 🚙 looks good in hats 🕵🏻‍♀️

[enemycharlie @enemycharlie]

Upton Sinclair's The Jungle was not an exaggeration. This is what happens when we privatize and deregulate.

[550am @josh550am]

The way all beaches are lowkey the beaches that make you old. UV exposure.

[micah ! @bucketszn__]

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

peek = 🫣

peak = 🗻

pique = 👀

[mimimimi @munichg1rl]

i also mention by best friend at every opportunity so i understand matt damon

[conor brennan-burke @contextconor]

sf is a walkable city and i will die on this hill

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

girl, the jungle

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

There's literally a children's board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[izzy 🫐 @beuck_]

ayo edebiri’s “do not talk to me about ai, i will k!ll myself” tee is so iconic and she’s so real for that

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

My favourite firework video on the internet is this one, where 45 minutes worth of fireworks are accidentally detonated all at once on July 4th 2012 in San Diego. I had tears in my eyes, sobbing the first time I saw this. The sound is magnificent. It's the end of days.

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved this.

[NRG 森 @sen_ebooks]

i want the knicks to win because i want zohran mamdani to be happy

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There’s literally a children’s board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.

[morningstar (xe/xir/xem) @beeebutts]

“just get a job, everyone is hiring” - someone who hasn’t had to job search in 10 years

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Having trouble brainstorming and want to use AI? Talk to your friend with adhd. We have so many ideas and never drink water.