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can’t afford therapy

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“IT’S THE ____ FOR ME!!!”

A thread:

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The best hangover cure is letting your boyfriend spit liquid IV into your mouth❤️

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I just made my boyfriend take a shot of apple cider vinegar and he said “this tastes like Jeffrey dahmers apartment”

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Looking for gift ideas for my bf…
Something that screams, I’m sorry I crashed your car???
Leave recs below 🤍

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@TheeBaddieBey Very nice to. P buy b @ and

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“We should role play tonight. You can be the constitution, and I’ll be Nicholas Cage”

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Guy tried to mansplain and justify his decision to vote for Trump, and then later that same night he got jumped.

women are so powerful!!!! 🤣

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he’s a ten but he did ayahuasca one time and now he won’t cum

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i thought Radiohead being really good sex music was a universal opinion but apparently it’s not

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@thundajack One took place at my apartment on Sunday morning 😜

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Begging natural selection to select me

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have you ever been spread spread spread by an inbred

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thinking about the time i called the suicide hotline and they put me on hold. then i thought it was so funny that the suicide hotline put me on hold that i started laughing and didn't feel like killing myself anymore

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I can’t stand a disney ass bitch

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My dog died so I’m drinking beer

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A cross examination is really just legal gaslighting if u think about it

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Me veterans of war

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🚁 Helicopter, helicopter 🚁

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metalcore bf 🤝 hyper pop gf