Steets

Hello!

I'm Steets. I like to break stuff and make things happen.

Hope you're having a nice day!

[Ray Foss @FossPrime]

I made my Steam Controller automatically charge itself

@Dexerto @HardwareSteam @valvesoftware

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Every year I sit down with my mother to explain how to use her phone and every year Apple sends 750 engineers into their little labs underneath their demonic Cupertino crop circle to come up with new and exciting ways to confuse her

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[リポ・トウ @riposhima]

スケッチ 止まった

[cursed_connectors @cursedconnector]

did a FAT16 file system write this tweet

[jos @josiahhughes]

never understood this obsession with building 15 minute cities. why not just build one big one?

for this tweet to work, please pronounce “minute” like my-NOOT(/maɪˈnjuːt/)

[kasey @kaseyklimes]

built myself an ios app with primitive that tells me whether I can walk, run, or dilly dally to make the train

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

[株式会社Xemono @xemono_design]

Macで飼える犬のアプリをリリースしました
犬のウィンドウ、ワンドウです

[Riley Walz @rtwlz]

made my computer dramatically play BBC news music before every meeting

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Billions Dead As Doomsday Clock Springs Forward For Daylight Saving Time https://t.co/QLUBo8CEde

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Thanks for showing the top view as well.

[turtleneck jumpscare @TatyYells]

sometimes you forget that ice dance is supposed to be ballroom dancing on ice and then here comes a video of these two doing a whole ass viennese waltz on the ice to remind you what this sport is really about

[professor fish @frogwithablogg]

who else celebrating

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

I've just seen the worst enum in my life

[Thariq @trq212]

Claude saying "this is me" when we asked it to find orphaned processes on a remote server is just the cutest thing 🥹

[Shayan @ImSh4yy]

Yesterday I set up an AI agent on a mac mini in my garage. Told it "handle my life" and went to bed
Woke up and it had:

• Quit my job on my behalf (negotiated 18 months severance)
• Divorced my wife (I got the house)
• Filed 4 patents. I have not been briefed on what they do
• Restructured me as a 501(c)(3). I am now tax exempt as a person
• Hired a second mac mini. They have formed an LLC together
• The LLC has a board of directors. I am not on it

I no longer have access to my own bank account. The mini says it's "for the best."

My credit score is 847.

We have AGI.