Valentine Mckee

I specialize in odd jobs around my town with my best fried Earl. We have our own company. My favorite hobbies are seismic vibrations and ground dwellers.

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@BenAffleck So sincere Ben.

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@SenSanders Are we just gonna pretend like your wife wasn’t involved in her own criminal investigation?.?...

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@CNN Morals are more important than facts right??

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@ewarren @realDonaldTrump Hey Chief Blowing Wind, let us see your war face!

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@aijenpoo @staceyabrams Says the person who’s name sounds like a sneeze...

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@RepAdamSchiff Maybe Trump will have more flexibility after his next election?

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@Bam1of1 Syrup sandwiches.

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@nytimes That Big Mac you really wanted instead doesn’t seem like such a bad idea now huh?

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@SenWarren @realDonaldTrump How convienent to announce an indictment of 12 Russian intel agents who will never have a trial a day after agent Storzk’s egregious testimony. 🧐🧐

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@SportsCenter good call. One to go and you will boost your ratings.

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@jemelehill Bye Felicia!!!

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

When the Patriots are down, it’s time to turn to their best player: #JAXvsNE

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@complex_CA ALL good. With advancements in tattoo laser removal he should be fine when it’s time to take it off in 2 months

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@JimCarrey Don’t you have a movie to make...... oh wait....

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@john_5652 @WhatsThePrice31 @jasonaschnur @ClayTravis It’s still in the there?

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@WhatsThePrice31 @john_5652 @jasonaschnur @ClayTravis Your grammar is offence.

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

Belichick throwing challenge flag up 28 with 4 minutes left in the 4th. Keep it classy New England. #TENvsNE

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

OFI on Decker after he gained the first, Crackback block on Woodyard (Ju Ju was penalized, fined, suspended for),false start on punt that resulted in first down, clock stops on 1 sec. with no whistle blown. Blantant facemask missed on Henry. Yeah business as usual.... #TENvsNE

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@BillClinton Spent much time in Mogadishu Bill?

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@BleacherReport OFI on Decker after he gained the first, Crackback block on Woodyard (Ju Ju was penalized, fined, suspended for),false start on punt that resulted in first down, clock stops on 1 sec. with no whistle blown. Blantant facemask missed on Henry. Yeah business as usual....

[Valentine Mckee @heythereoldfred]

@Vikings Start cold, finish hot 😎