Maggie Carlyle🌙

7 foot tall gay icon. I may not go down in history but I will go down on your sister.

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

reece and I finished all the twilight movies and all of the hunger game movies this past month and what he took away from both is that he’s team jacob and team gale. there have been very few red flags in our relationship but this one might be the nail in the coffin 😂

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

being a parent is working all day and then making TWO separate trips across town because your son “needed” something to stay the night at grandmas, only to get a call at 9:30 that he wants to come home. I love this for me. 😅😅😅

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

the thing I miss most about living in california is the ability to dress cute year round. the heat index today is supposed to be like 105 with like 90% humidity. i’m currently wearing a tshirt dress and sandals and still feel like i’m melting. WHERE IS FALL.

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

there is nothing on this planet that makes my only child heart happier than being home alone. tiny humans at the grandparents. boyfriends out to dinner with his friends. it’s just me blasting mac miller and making crafts.

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

doing DIY lash extensions seemed like such a good idea except it’s bed time and every fiber of my lash strip wearing being wants to rip them off. I did all this work and it’s going to be for nothing 😭😭

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

@brittanymic_ reece has to be at work at 8 am and he’s a CRANKY ass if he’s not in bed by like 10:30 and yes I COULD do those things on friday/saturday night but that shit just doesn’t hit the same 😂

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

there’s a lot of things you give up when you move in with your partner but I think the worst one is the 4 am manic bedroom rearranging episodes. and also the spontaneous midnight dance parties with the music blasting. and I love living together but damn I miss that shit.

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

@unhinged_pdf love you 🥺🖤

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

my cats been missing since thursday and I literally cried in the middle of the bar at my own birthday party. heres to the rest of year 29, if it doesn’t get better not 100% sure i’ll see 30. 😅

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

cats are all fun and games until you leave ONE glass unattended on the table in your kitchen and they decide it doesn’t belong there. so far on my birthday i’ve replaced an air filter and swept up broken glass. I guess I really am almost 30. 😅

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

I know the superstition about washing your clothes on new year’s day so yesterday I had my mom do a load of laundry for me because technically SHE was doing the laundry and if that doesn’t sum up where my mental state is at I don’t know what does. 😅

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

@ItsRach I literally got jump scared by mine at work the other day pulling up my pants after peeing. 😂

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

new years 2023 resolutions: no is a complete sentence. resting your body is not being lazy. putting yourself first is not selfish. you are worth more than soley what you offer to others…we’re healing childhood trauma this year.

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

maybe it’s my anxiety disorder…maybe it’s childhood trauma…but when I see people post pictures of opening things on christmas and the wrapping paper is just fucking everywhere i lose it every time.

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

i’m gonna need some hardcore shows to come back to wichita asap cause seasonal depression is hitting hard and if I don’t get punched in the face by a feral 25 year old man who still lives at home soon i’m gonna lose it.

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

living in a house with two gamer boys is all fun and games until i’m trying to watch shows and all I hear is both boys yelling at their friends over the headsets. 🙄🙄🙄

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

christmas time as an adult is so weird because my boyfriends mom just texted me asking what I wanted and I told her a new microwave. 😅

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

i’ve got one more day in lockdown and after four panic attacks over the last few days it finally dawned on me that “doing nothing at home” would get me screamed at as a child so i’ve been having a trauma response to being forced to stay home. I love this for me. 😅😅

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

i’ve set up a mini christmas tree for the past two years in a row since our hundred year old house didn’t exactly include an ideal christmas tree spot and honestly I don’t think i’ll ever go back to the big tree. set up/clean up is a breeze. it’s out of the way. I love this.

[Maggie Carlyle🌙 @heythurmaggie]

being in a long term relationship around the holidays is weird. cause I know i’m not somebody’s wife but for some reason all the extended family has just stopped calling me girlfriend and started calling me wife. 🥴