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@esjesjesj @meowingabyss so far the reliable tell for me is that the action on screen plays out as if a puppet master is YANKING the strings that set a thing into motion. it's not subtle. this video does not have that feeling.

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@amygdalahurty @tiredspacedog @dee_of_e the whole point of The Moment is she was sick and fucking tired of Brat

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@tiredspacedog @amygdalahurty @dee_of_e it's true of Grimes, who wears art curator glasses and is always smugly opining about the state of the world and technology. i cringe every time i see that her "expertise" is being sought. Charli on the other hand stays in her lane and looks more intelligent in comparison

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@nextlevelaspen @iiwasinthee212 a whole unlit newport would be in the same ballpark i imagine. have you never opened a pack of cigs and inhaled? i have smoked a grand total of five cigs in my life, but they smell SO good when unlit

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@whatdotcd @gabriel1 @elonmusk do you mean fire or HIRE? if fire, do you mean (calmly, professionally) blow understandable mistake out of proportion, and terminate their employment over it?

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@nextlevelaspen @iiwasinthee212 unlit tobacco smells heavenly

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@wokebait @CaseyBHead "No? Trading a high paying job in an HCOL for a low paying job in an LCOL reduces your future earnings no matter where you move. But yes, all paths for a budget minded person would lead to an HCOL.

SS will be adjusted, but it will not go away until the young outnumber the old.

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@Playerinthgame i was a 24 year old virgin hikikomori type in the early 00s, and worked at a retirement home. those old people did a better job of uplifting me and telling me "you're fine," than anyone my age ever did

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@Playerinthgame kids today love hating entitlement programs when the person getting entitlement is old

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@financedystop pasta is ez. cook till al dente, fry garlic in oil with anchovies until they dissolve, then add tomato paste cook till color changes. add crushed tomatoes and red chili.

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@greg_travis @Playerinthgame im a millennial and im breaking rank to vote for the boomers on this one. we'll all be in your shoes, and the youth might all be bloodthirsty

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@Playerinthgame the future is mech suit wearing elderlies doing terrorism in HCOL urban centers

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Can we stop being woke for at least 1 second and just accept that if you actually don't want to be ugly, just go shave your facial hair

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@thebussycatdoll the lack of influencer culture is the part i really miss. also i loved your set at signal

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@doomer4evrx he sings like weird al

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@nicochristie because starbucks is trying to be a third place again, after ten years of trying to seem empty and hurry customers right back out the door

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@KyleSGibson @DC_Draino i want his house to burn again

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@David_Rudnick i will start using the phrase "soundcloud rapper" instead of "rockstar" any time someone does something within the scope of their job description, but which i want to make seem like is a big deal and worthy of praise

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@loonapilld this sounds like millennial whoop music done by the hellp