Marc

Door to door magazine sales man, larping as a Software Engineer building enterprise solutions. Opinions are not my own, I copied and pasted them. 100% sarcasm

[Marc @heyxmarc]

I created a FAQ:
How are you?
-Tired
How’s work?
-Busy
Are you ready for the holidays?
-as ready as I can be
Plans for the holidays?
-not sure yet
You gonna go Black Friday shopping?
-no

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@ClaudeDevs I can finally use FABLE again !!

[Marc @heyxmarc]

But how will I know what to eat tonight? Every night I ask fable to decide what I should eat

[ClaudeDevs @ClaudeDevs]

As a result of a US government directive, we are suspending access to Claude Fable 5 for all users. You can continue to use all other Claude models.

Here’s what this means for you:

Across Claude products, new sessions will run on your selected default model or Opus 4.8, and existing Fable 5 sessions will end with an error.

On the Claude Platform, requests to Fable 5 will also return an error. Please update your integrations to other Claude models.

We know this is a disruption to your workflows; we appreciate your patience and support.

[Marc @heyxmarc]

And that is why you play till the whistle!!!

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@theaiportfolios how can I short the spacex stock?

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@ClaudeDevs Burned all my tokens looking at this thing

[Marc @heyxmarc]

Remember when they said LEDs will save you money on electricity? It was all a scam

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@karpathy I looked at it and I ran out of tokens

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@ClaudeDevs No way

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@claudeai It’s like a drug dealer giving you a sample. Nice trick.

Anyways can you double my limits?

[Marc @heyxmarc]

Me typing into any cli: can yo

Any ai agent: sorry bro you’re out of tokens

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@ClaudeDevs I burned through my “5 hour limit” in one hour, how

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@claudeai Tried to write a hello world in cobol, hit my limit for the week

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@ClaudeDevs How many tokens will this consume?

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@claudeai Six Claude projects? Not with these limits

[Marc @heyxmarc]

My girl: who’s got you laughing and smiling at your phone?

Me: um Claude, I mean Claudia.

As I flesh out the spec files of my project on my phone and got Claude building autonomously on my machine at home

Full open source project coming soon

[Marc @heyxmarc]

Can someone @AnthropicAI @claudeai reset my sessions limits, just cuz y’all cool like that or nah?

[Marc @heyxmarc]

@ClaudeDevs Can you set a chron job, every 30 seconds to reset mine please?

[Marc @heyxmarc]

It’s Friday, and my favorite emails are coming in

Failed production deployments on team 'your-moms-projects'

[Marc @heyxmarc]

Built an ai chat bot at work so people would stop asking me questions #winning

[Marc @heyxmarc]

Just give everyone b+

[BleepingComputer @BleepinComputer]

🚨 BREAKING: ShinyHunters defaced Canvas login portals for hundreds of colleges and universities today, replacing them with extortion demands tied to the recent Instructure breach.

Sources tell BleepingComputer that the hackers exploited another unpatched vulnerability in Instructure’s systems, allowing them to hijack approximately 330 Canvas portals and display ransom messages to students and staff.

What happened:

🔴 Canvas login portals were replaced with ShinyHunters extortion messages
🔴 The messages warned schools to negotiate before May 12 or student data would be leaked
🔴 The defacements also appeared inside the Canvas mobile app

The portals were visible for about 30 minutes before being taken offline as Instructure responded to the incident.

This follows last week’s breach where ShinyHunters claimed to have stolen 280 million student and staff records tied to thousands of schools using Canvas.