Don

Listens to Jimmy Buffet on vinyl

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

you just had to be there

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

me after making a diy duct tape wallet:

[Webkinz by Ganz @webkinz]

📸🦁👗

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

Kim Kardashian has purchased the Lizzie McGuire Movie igloo dress for $1.2 million, TMZ reports.

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

But what you don’t know is that that Coke can is not just blue, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean. And you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Pepsi introduced a product called Pepsi Blue. 1/3

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[matchy🪱 @swearjaragain]

these are the crocs of a killer, bella

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

actually that’s not the truth ellen you were invited.

[x @xalopez]

i know it's legit but "american university" sounds like a made up institution. like monsters university or nyu

[Don @heyyfriends_]

@jewbagel18 The Samantha energy is top tier

[Don @heyyfriends_]

@mollyharper992 @laurenangell1 Oh my god! This is everything

[Don @heyyfriends_]

@mollyharper992 @laurenangell1 What are the lyrics ? I think we can get to the bottom of this

[Don @heyyfriends_]

@mollyharper992 @laurenangell1 Remember they did that weird arm sway and there’s was a whole dance

[Don @heyyfriends_]

@mollyharper992 @laurenangell1 I won’t know peace until I find this music video omg

[Don @heyyfriends_]

@mollyharper992 Oh my god this just unlocked such a deep memory I just spent like 20 minutes trying to remember/find it on YouTube but I couldn’t

[Don @heyyfriends_]

@adelinasederman I’m peeing this is so funny

[Don @heyyfriends_]

@laurenangell1 How is this possible

[Don @heyyfriends_]

@jewbagel18 Wait you do laugh like this HAHA

[James @CaucasianJames]

jeff bezos might have a big house but u know what he doesn’t have? a big heart