Jess 🟣⚫⚪

I enjoy long walks through the houseplant section. 🌿 She/Her

[Wisconsin Volleyball @BadgerVB]

HERE. WE. COME.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

In my view, an asthma inhaler that is sold to the Canadian people for just $27 should not cost the American people $242. Period.

[Jess 🟣⚫⚪ @heyyitsjp]

New woman, y'all 💜

[gojo d. kida ☾ elbaph @planofdissent]

imagine ur in the club and they play the clone wars theme song

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ruckus. His humans don’t have kids, so they take him to see the lights every year. He absolutely loves it. 14/10

[Jess 🟣⚫⚪ @heyyitsjp]

Ya girl is about to be a whole new woman here in a few hours. Stay tuned 🙊

[Wisconsin Volleyball @BadgerVB]

Have to see it to believe it!

We love this team and this crowd❤️

[Jess 🟣⚫⚪ @heyyitsjp]

We just started season 2 of Outlander and all I can say is Holy crap this show is incredible

[Jess 🟣⚫⚪ @heyyitsjp]

@thefinerchamps I miss shopping with you 😭💔 #IbottaGiveaway

[Ibotta @Ibotta]

10 days of giveaways! ❄️ Today’s prize is a BLACK+DECKER Air Fryer. Here’s how to enter:

Step 1: Follow @IbottaApp
Step 2: RT and tag your holiday shopping pal
Step 3: Use the hashtag #IbottaGiveaway

Ends at 11:59 pm MT on 12/09 – for more details: https://t.co/E8PXVCvf7b

[Jess 🟣⚫⚪ @heyyitsjp]

If you are an avid reader and you are not on @goodreads, you are missing out!

[Jess 🟣⚫⚪ @heyyitsjp]

I already know I will NOT be one of those Elves on the Shelves moms... No thank you.

[Jess 🟣⚫⚪ @heyyitsjp]

LOL at my university sending me a Giving Tuesday email. I GAVE YOU 2 YEARS OF BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS IN GRAD SCHOOL AND AM STILL IN DEBT FOR IT YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ANY MORE.

[kaitlin fine @kafine]

they really put this whole ass musical on PBS 30+ years ago and people are still out here trying to convince us more access to filmed shows will kill the industry.

[Jess 🟣⚫⚪ @heyyitsjp]

Why do the lyrics of 'Buy You A Drank' live rent free in my head ever since 7th grade, but remembering why I walked into a room leaves me the second I get in there 🙃

[Chris Ballinger @ballingerfamily]

Officially the day after Thanksgiving. It is now socially acceptable for me to listen to Christmas music. That doesn’t mean I wasn’t doing it before, it’s just socially acceptable now.

[Jess 🟣⚫⚪ @heyyitsjp]

Anyone else's boyfriend yawn EXTREMELY loudly from his basement office allowing it to be heard on your customer calls and Skype meetings upstairs in your office? No? Just mine? Okay.

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

Can I get the exact window of time that we’ll have a black woman as president so that I may twerk in Madam President’s honor?