Calluna Vulgaris ☕

A girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes ~ (she/hers)

[Calluna Vulgaris ☕ @hfcougar]

Maybe I just don't keep secrets the way a proper person is meant to. I'm totally the Marianne from Sense and Sensibility of appropriateness.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Folks — This will be the account for my official duties as President. At 12:01 PM on January 20th, it will become @POTUS. Until then, I'll be using @JoeBiden. And while you're here, follow @FLOTUSBiden @SenKamalaHarris @SecondGentleman and @Transition46.

[Calluna Vulgaris ☕ @hfcougar]

@youngsmallkevin Welcome Kevin!!! 🍗

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what do you do when a pigeon poops on your nose

poop on the pigeons nose and never look back

[WYR Bot @WYR_bot]

Would you rather eat nothing or make breakfast?

[Calluna Vulgaris ☕ @hfcougar]

Enjoy the fare increase 🚉 🚍

[MBTA @MBTA]

#MBTA #RedLine: Service is operating at reduced speeds and service levels due to ongoing signal repairs near JFK/UMass.

Passengers may ride the @MBTA_CR between Quincy Center and S. Station with a CharlieCard or CharlieTicket.

For more info visit: https://t.co/Tl6dXuyldH

[GBH News @GBHNews]

Boston City Councilor Michelle Wu (@wutrain) and other elected officials reiterated their opposition to @MBTA fare hikes in a rally Sunday. Prices are set to increase today. https://t.co/4I1Jyx3Js7

[Mayor Marty Walsh @marty_walsh]

Today the @MBTA increased its fares, despite continued delays on the #RedLine and beyond.

[Mayor Marty Walsh @marty_walsh]

Boston needs a seat on the Board to fight for Boston residents to finally have public transit that gets them where they need to go, when they need to get there — a service that they are already paying for & that they deserve. - MJW

[mads online @utahmads]

If joe biden introduces himself in spanish tomorrow I’m calling the united nations

[Calluna Vulgaris ☕ @hfcougar]

Can we just go ahead and decide it's going to be Warren already, and then make Sanders and Biden publicly and literally wrestle each other for the VP slot

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Last night I learned that lobsters are only red when cooked. Which means Sebastian in Little Mermaid might have been dead the whole time. It was a ghost lobster that was singing that cheerful song. Good morning

[Brimley/Cocoon Line @BrimleyLine]

In West Philadelphia, born... Sept. 25, 1968, rapper and actor Will Smith is 18,530 days old today, the same age as Wilford Brimley the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congratulations to the one and only Fresh Prince — you’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

[PostcardFromThePast @PastPostcard]

I cannot believe it is already Thursday morning.

[Calluna Vulgaris ☕ @hfcougar]

real footage of me gettin ready to face the day

[Calluna Vulgaris ☕ @hfcougar]

WHY ARE MONEY AND LOVE BOTH SO GODDAMNED COMPLICATED AND AWFUL 💸 💔

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight.
Happy birthday Garfield.
And sweet dreams to you.

[PubicZirconium @PubicZirconium]

he reading

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Full moon in Sagittarius. Live your dream. Fuck the rest.

[Calluna Vulgaris ☕ @hfcougar]

I went to a party catered by @Redbones on Saturday and now it's all I can think about. Especially the mac and cheese. That and eating a jerk wing then touching my eye like a dope.

[City of Boston @CityOfBoston]

The Battle of Bunker Hill was fought 244 years ago today on Breed's Hill in Charlestown. A tradition dating back to 1786, Bunker Hill Day commemorates the first major battle of the American Revolution.