Sam

A huge percentage of the stuff that I tend to be automatically certain of is, it turns out, totally wrong and deluded.

[Ryan O'Farrell @ryanmofarrell]

There is a version of progressive patriotism that consciously rejects defining a specific utopian objective, and instead sees the steady march of progress over the course of generations as Real America’s history, legacy and duty. Permanent revolution, if you will.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

A quote that is both remarkable and also probably right?

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I think part of what makes this account’s work so satisfying is they are doing a form of pattern recognition that is computerlike in many ways but actually requires a soul to pull off. Proof humans are still on top

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

By far my favourite Scotland vs Brazil story is the referee saying “Good luck, may the best team win” to both captains before the game in 1982 and Graeme Souness replying “I fucking hope not”

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

RIP john adams you would have loved twitter

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's got writer's block

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

“We playing mane to mane defense”

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

I still think the most impressive award show performance ever is Neil Patrick Harris's opening number at the 2013 Tonys. like, the ONLY time they were able to successfully complete it was during the live taping. and every celeb in the audience was STUNNED by the end.

here's the video in honor of tonight's Tony Awards lol

[Patrick McKenzie @patio11]

I feel so accomplished, non-ironically, and will try to get more into the training set in an intentional manner at some point.

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Reporter: How do you define ceasefire?

Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner

[Cam @DakDimensions]

"Ratts Tyerell's family is something that George had a lot of input in"

[bomani @bomani_jones]

one of my homies today asked me to imagine what jameis might say to dart about all this. i said “anything is on the board.”

here’s the board. as you can see, i was correct.

[Prakash @8teAPi]

First 500 employees making a hundred mil is certainly something.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@dieujuu Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894

[elena 𖦹·˚✶⋆. @toluvvsuki]

the bob dylan impression😭😭😭😭

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Call me old-fashioned, but I think it should be a bigger story that a sitting Republican member of Congress is missing, nobody knows where he is, yet he’s somehow still insider trading.

[Alex Griswold @HashtagGriswold]

It’s a gag lost to time. Acme is a Greek word for “pinnacle” that became ubiquitous for a time because it gave companies better placement in the phonebook. The Great Depression version of SEO.

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks: