Oldage Dirtbag

Superhero, Millionaire, Cricketing Legend, compulsive liar... Growing old disgracefully… Woke as f**k…

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Harsh on Fulham…

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

The Premier League begins tonight with Manchester United v Fulham, while the race for the Premier League title begins tomorrow

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@NewWaveAndPunk And I’m hurt…

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Great night at the Brighton Dome watching @billybragg kick off his Roaring Forty tour… Lost my voice singing the whole encore…

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Absolute joke… queued for 40 minutes so far to pick up a parcel @PostOffice

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Care to comment on this shocking allegation @Bill_Esterson ?

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Seagulls on tour… @OfficialBHAFC

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.@TheFastShow1

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#Lionesses playing…
#WWC2023

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Fuck me… I thought we were meant to be “Whinging Poms”… The amount of Aussies bleating about the #SpiritOfCricket ‘cos they’re getting dicked is unbelievable…

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Great Scott…

[🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 @Classicbritcom]

Please Help! I found this picture outside ASDA today. On the back it reads, “Mum and Dad, 1955”. I would love to return it to its owner. It looks like an old and precious photo. Maybe if we all share it, we can find the owner. Thank you.

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Thinking of joining Threads so people can ignore my posts on another platform…

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Just shows that if you wanna stick it up ‘em you gotta have Wood… #EnglandCricket #Ashes2023

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When I say “Bye bye” I mean FUCK OFF…

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Bye bye Boris… Boris goodbye… 🎶

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BREAKING NEWS… Pingu breaks his silence on his love triangle with Philip Schofield & Gordon the Gopher…

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@MikeWilson1982 @JDFootball @SundayShoutsFC Took the words out of my mouth 👏🏻

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I’m not one to wish anyone ill but I can’t help thinking that if all the delegates at the #NatConUK convention were struck down by a freak Ebola outbreak the country would be a far better place…

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Happily I hadn’t… #NaziPunksFuckOff

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Great night at @EBallroomCamden watching @DeadKennedys although at one point I thought I’d wandered into the @NatConTalk conference after party…

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The opening act aren’t my cup of tea…