hailey hendricks

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Fibonacci Sequins (brentwaggoner.bsky.social) @brent_waggoner]

Hey, that picture of Trump with his fist up? That's not a cool picture. That's a picture of a guy who's willing to get his secret service agents shot for a photo op.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If you believe God intervened to save former President Trump, but didn’t intervene to save the kids in Uvalde or Parkland or Santa Fe or Sandy Hook, then you are worshipping partisan politics, not Jesus.

[Boston Sports Throwback @BOSthrowback]

19 years ago today: The greatest comeback in Baseball history began #redsox

[i like food @messedupfoods]

hotdog²

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

my Christmas tree is up

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

When 2 groups of penguins meet on the road, they stop for a short exchange of information. When one of them moves in with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back🙂🐧🐧🐧

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

mail

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

one year the Super Bowl halftime show should just be like, a clown or a magician

[M. Josh Hamilton, DO @MJoshHamilton1]

CDC has announced new PPE recommendations:

Apple bottom jeans + boots with the fur.

[dev @devvvrobot]

I invented something called a “mental health bagel” which is when I buy myself a bagel if I feel bad or good about myself

[Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD, JD, PsyD, DNP, MD @DakDeMarco]

Shopping @target for the “college must haves”

[KB @KaraRBrown]

People who can’t even explain photosynthesis trying to tell to me how this vaccine was made “differently than others”

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

my roommate’s dog likes to sit on my lap while I’m working and on zoom my boss was like “oh my gosh please introduce that cute baby!!”, so i unmuted myself and was like “this is Evie” but it turns out my boss was talking to one of my coworkers, who had a literal human infant

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

oh shit the guy who got cut trying out for varsity his senior year has something to say about the most decorated gymnast of all time. everyone gather around to listen

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Judge: we will now take a thirty minute recess

[10 minutes later outside]

Defendant: can you push me on the swing

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

why did elementary schools just occasionally bring in a dude with a big snake. who was that man. what were his credentials

[Good Morning America @GMA]

BUNDLE UP! Punxsutawney Phil says 6 more weeks of winter this #GroundhogDay 🥶❄️