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[Covie @covie_93]

Out here worried about trump vetoing everything Dems pass when all Dems need to do is send Abdul El-Sayed to the White House in a tight pants and shirt to meet with trump for 2 seconds and that man will not remember what a veto is.

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

kinda word by word the exact thing youd want the director of dune to say

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Kansas get ready to learn what a polycule is

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

they bout to put elon’s soul in a waymo like he’s an evangelion

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

Trump touched the gas prices now Texas elected a Senator who said God is non-binary

[emily @north0fnorth]

blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

we’re gonna make every republican recite this with an estrogen needle to their neck like the gom jabbar

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

WOKE 3 WE ARE BRINGING CHARLIE KIRK BACK TO LIFE JUST TO DO IT AGAIN

[coco ᵕ̈ @cobyjak27]

tumblr halloween is a go

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

out of all the writing I’ve encountered about raising little kids, I think this is the piece I’m most grateful to have read

[thorny (ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social) @thinkiamsad]

i feel like every day we really do get closer to just talking in Cyberpunk 2077 streetslang. like there's not a massive world of difference between a chromed-out gonk getting zeroed and a chudded moid getting kirked

[TIffany #GG33 Capo @misstiffy1111]

I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. 😂

[woop @woop54]

The brand synergy of people thinking of A24 as a style of movie and director has made people forget they fucking suck at their actual job

[Fawf @BravoFawf]

got bored and had an idea of what twitter might look like in the cars universe. it's as dogshit as our's

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

this is the only dune tweet

[karthik @akbirthko]

this but for AI