I was scrolling through my timeline when I saw a tweet that said ''BREAKING NEWS, @ianloveskidcudi got a job''. I knew that was fake cuz hht nerds like them could never get a job. Stop the fake news, twitter!
Dear parents, twitter is a BAD INFLUENCE FOR KIDS! Yesterday, I let my 10y/o son on HHT unattended, and today I caught him wearing a @slipxcx shirt. I kicked him out of the house instantly. He is no longer my son after supporting that fraud
Just smashed my 4K 32inch TV in front of over 300 guests at my cocktail party because of @stpbreathing's mid tweets today. My wife just took our crying kids and said theyโre all spending the night in a motel. This account ruined my life and my party. I canโt do this any longer.
@rapisamountain ruined my life! I was scrolling through twitter with my wife and 5 kids when I saw them falling off. As that goes against our religion, my wife immediately divorced me and took our kids. My life is ruined!