Hermann Westrum

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[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

Now imagine if Jesus died in an explosion

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

Ran africa. Was proper hard. Got it done. Strawberry daiquiri secured. Gave my beautiful girlfriend a big kiss. Went absolutely potty to @softplayband at the afters. Back in the UK later

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Real

[Hermann Westrum @hhwestrum]

@vidsthatgohard at first I thought Jeremy Clarkson posted this

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

Greatest headline of all time

[Jon @giftedrascal]

Awful news. Bet his family are going through all sorts

[brune mona @melaninrikeMona]

Jesus i den siste nattverd

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Like Charles Leclerc

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Assistant (as siren is blaring): Quick! Oppenheimer! We need to find someone who knows what E is equal to

Oppenheimer (smiling) : I know just the guy

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the comic timing of "the good news is he's got plenty of other rackets" is off the charts

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Andrew Tate with the super last minute entry for the biggest self-inflicted L of 2022

[Classify @Class]

Kanye West's manager watching his interview

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Haaland watching the crosses from Kevin de bruyne at home

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

He claims to be the fastest reader in the world… but the judges weren’t having it 😳👀 https://t.co/Dq2p04HpUu

[Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp]

and so it has been decided. the worst tweet of all time goes to

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Same.

[PRESENCE La Presencia @itsPresence_]

This shit kills me every time 😂