Michael

[DeviantPigg @DefectivePigg]

This goes hard as fuck

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I will never stop fighting the Revolutionary War

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

7 years ago today. We will never forget.

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

idk, ask her

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

1,776 retweets and we’ll drop the tea at first pitch tomorrow. 🇺🇸🇬🇧

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

I was told all those new IRS agents were gonna go after billionaires

[RILEY! @RILEYtheband]

grown ass man listening to midwest emo

[Xiao Fei @istaylackin]

china dropping covid-19, elf bars & tiktok on northern america all at the same time will be the psychological warfare wombo combo in human history.

[Michael @hichaelmall]

imagine being an Ancient Egyptian slave and devoting your life to the pyramids and then thousands of years later people are like “nah the aliens did this shit”

[Michael @hichaelmall]

win the CIAs excellence in journalism award (death)

[@jason @Jason]

What can journalists do in 2023 to regain your trust?

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

we used to have dudes named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart now we got dudes named michael

[Michael @hichaelmall]

Bren Lukens for president 2024

[Michael @hichaelmall]

the only “yassifying” i’ll be doing is pressing R when I hit Q proc

[Michael @hichaelmall]

@sophiaabudgee how’s she gonna hear or see about it?