Dylan

Big-time concert and video game nerd. Wishing Twitter wasn't so toxic yet here I am anyways

[Ciry Sunderland 🌹 @CirySunderland]

Resident Evil x Silent Hill cross 🫣 🫣 #mods

[A24 @A24]

@netflix

[mariotwt confessions @mariotwtconfess]

"If Star Fox actually appears in the Mario Galaxy Movie I will cut my balls off."

[sagesurge @sagesurge]

DtMF is gorgeous in Japanese

Shout out to the racists for hating Bad Bunny so much the world ended up discovering his music

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Learn to juggle in 60 seconds

[Michal Shafrir @Miexriir]

@sonic_hedgehog yes i am city escape from hit game sonic adventure 2 thank you for asking

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

🥛

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[Dylan @hiddenzombie013]

Hop into the game, check your Rivals Rewind highlights, and pocket those Units!
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[Dylan @hiddenzombie013]

It’s here. A recap of my #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/HGdk8TNDup

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Power to the Players

[Dylan @hiddenzombie013]

@SnapVariants It's gotta be Eson right? That's another big bad type that really doesn't have anything good you can do with him. Agreed that new Kang is awesome tho

[Dylan @hiddenzombie013]

@ScottJund As far as I'm aware, the main issues are it's differences from the original version. I never played the original and I had an awesome time with the RE3 remake. Took me about 25 hours to 100%. No regrets on spending $60 at launch.

[Dylan @hiddenzombie013]

Activision ID, @CallofDuty, @TonyHawkTheGame, CODxTonyHawksProSkater

[Dylan @hiddenzombie013]

@KMBestMS @MARVELSNAP The new series 4 cards feel incredibly generic in both art and effects. It's less interesting to learn about the cards OR the characters as a result. It makes me think my interest in the game will die faster than anticipated. Glup Shitto syndrome has never been worse.

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

@elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

attack on titan deserves to be remembered like a shakespearean tragedy

[Dylan @hiddenzombie013]

Check out my most impressive #MARVELSNAP Character Mastery stats!https://t.co/Cgbv6aBw9s

[Dylan @hiddenzombie013]

@AlexanderCoccia @MARVELSNAP Can confirm. This is what it said: