hideaway han

just tryna be like Fonzie, cool. (she/her)

[َ @glenmagie]

I wish we had a twd mini series where we could see what each character was doing on the first day of the apocalypse

[alexandra @abs0lutelyv0dka]

my poor baby she just wanted to be loved

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Is the horse really fuckin dead if it keeps rising from the grave for me to beat it??

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Apparently this needs clearing up, so here's the rule. You don't take a ball from a child at a baseball game. But a nearby child does not have eminent domaine over a ball you caught. Giving it to them is generous, but not mandatory. Adults deserve joy too. Just saying.

[jon @prasejeebus]

The plotline in Desperate Housewives where Tom and Lynette own a pizzeria

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

no one understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 yrs old

[hideaway han @hideawayhan]

Girl whatever at least you’re not married to Tom Scavo

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

wearing a bra doesn’t align with who i am as a person

[Joey 🧚🏽 @aannaabaananaa]

adjusting my boobs in public to assert dominance

[❦ @seriesvault]

desperate housewives ranking:

1. bree van de kamp
2. the rest

[Y for Wifi. @luyolo_mad]

I hated Lynette Scavo’s husband so much!😭

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

Girls only want one thing and it’s dual citizenship

[PameJuárez♡ @Pamejz0]

mi bebé se merece el mundo entero y yo sé lo voy a dar

[anita @sapphicmacbeth]

desperate housewives become significantly less entertaining the moment this diva left

[Jennifer Ochieng @jenfromthatbloc]

Rewatching Desperate Housewives and Bree Van de Kamp really is a fave. What a character!

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

gambling should only be legal in las vegas and atlantic city, and certainly not on the devices we’re all addicted to !!! this is the median voter opinion and it’s correct

[shy @ashyiaaa]

I’m having a baby next year btw just giving y’all a heads up

[van watches movies @alejandroxpadi]

As a cinephile we are all legally obligated to watch at least one horror movie a day for the rest of the month. I don’t make the rules, guys

[spooky mami 🎃 @hi_iamsofiaa]

m siento cómo bella swan mirado hacia la ventana a inicios d octubre

[𝔅 @itsforevermine]

the princess always gets her way
#imtheprincess