Sarah

pendeja with wifi, 30 or 40 years old

[regurtis @regurtis]

i'm a sucker for "good morning", "goodnight", "text me when you land", and "i wish you were here" texts.

[NRB @vivrantny]

Me when I decided I was okay being the villain

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

@wkeyholder It’s not actually a serious conversation it was just a silly exchange

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

Like be so serious

[em 🌞 @bimbobogan]

Sam, the first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head inbetween a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number.

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

@BobbyUpTop Hate this for us

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

Always the drunk caller/texter never the drunk callee/textee 😔

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnna]

I wonder how it feels to be the person receiving drunk calls/texts it’s gotta be a wee bit romantic.

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

@FreesideMike Thank you Mike

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

@imkindajoking

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

Aluna the sloth is such a good mom 🥹

[✰ @SoftButToxic]

I'll be marrying the ngga who wants me relaxed & whimsical for the rest of my life

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I might b interested

[hawke @tauntif]

I’ll see u in court… the FOOD COURT!!!!! we r friends ❤️

[strict asian obama @cybergrla]

i need to be talked through it and called a good girl soon bc I’m losing hearing in my left eye. #thisshitisnotagame

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

@chaas4win All my life fr

[ami @chaas4win]

tell me you're saturn dominant without telling me you're saturn dominant.

[KrissyTheMua🎨🖌 @KrissyTheMua]

When you pick up your phone to call someone and their call comes in>>>>>

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

Three fives always

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

This would work on me

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Any women wanna see a movie tonight and get drunk at the movie theater bar beforehand?