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he/him/his BLM trans ally

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.@elonmusk dude kill amazon next

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Apology of the Week© or News of the Godly©? How will @theharryshearer decide? https://t.co/aKpw1aFwWJ

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@JesseThorn Not just angling for a free pint of “Fudge John Hodgman”?

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@RottenInDenmark NEVERTHELESS...

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

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@sineadrousse2

[Dan Cohen @dancohen]

Great idea: The Science Museum (UK) used its digitized collection, API, and log of web pages with zero views to create “Never Been Seen”—a site that makes you the very first person to see an object. Nice model for serendipity. (via @sebchan’s newsletter) https://t.co/NE6Dmzq8om

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@monjere @elizabeth_joh @TrumpConLaw Gotta be the next semi-occasional episode.

[Winston Cook-Wilson / Office Culture @ratsonly]

Next time you try to tell me talking about chords isn’t cool

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

INHERITANCE

Say there’s a knock at my door. I open it and a lawyer is there.

I had an uncle I’ve never heard about. A wealthy man. He just died.

I’ve inherited $500,000. So has each of my brothers and sisters.

Congratulations to me!

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

“ … yet I love thee well;
And, by my troth, I think thou lovest me well.”
– King John
#ShakespeareSunday

[Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman]

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners

[AFK @hieronymous]

Reading SARS-CoV-2 like a book. It's amazing how much detail is known.
https://t.co/aobR8wRz7Q

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@WardQNormal Oops, too many cs.

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@BacklistedPod maybe a live episode as a tie-in?

[London Review Bookshop @LRBbookshop]

so rage against the machine just announced their european tour dates and we were shocked to discover that apparently they are playing at the bookshop on august 14th. first we've heard of it. having an emergency staff meeting now about how we can make this work

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@WardQNormal So is “glocchid” and they missed that one too. And it was a 3-pointer!

[jp sottile @newsvandal]

REMINDER: The United States Of America engaged in torture and NO ONE was ever held accountable https://t.co/CeCqUxPqkZ

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@stevesilberman “That’s the weirdest bodega I’ve ever been in. I tried to buy some poppers and a cup of loose tuna. They look at me like I’m crazy.”

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Satisfaction (Can't Be Gotten By Me)
#MakeASongPassiveVoice

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@WardQNormal I need a key after number 3

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@sineadrousse

[Andy Baio @waxpancake]

For the last 800 days, @meganamram has posted this tweet every day. So I scraped those 800 tweets and put it in a spreadsheet to make some charts, like a normal person.