chris

he/him | modern day ad man 🏳️‍🌈

[chris @hifIop]

the city of duloc has 0 confirmed cases of COVID-19. that’s what great leadership looks like. good job lord farquad.

[Navie ⚢ ･ﾟ: THE ENCORE !! 0️⃣ || #1 MTR STAN @lxv_swift13]

TAYLOR YOU CANNOT SAY THAT

[chris @hifIop]

@ian_gillis2 right…..right……

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

company: we’re like a family here

me when I find a higher paying family:

[ℳ… @kuyasworld]

SIXTEEN CARRIAGESSS

[chris @hifIop]

@notfjrod @j0shuarn0ld @beforeeiforget

[ángy @angynity]

this new slayyyter

[𝐀𝐱𝐞𝐥⸆⸉ @taypalite]

I just learnt that Cornelia street is a one way street

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

genie: you have three wishes

me: i wish my body tea

genie: you still have three wishes henny

me: yess sis gag it

[hayden ⚡️ mia @mia_spresso]

there was a mouse in my bathtub and I didn’t know what else to do so I sprayed it with Got2B hairspray

[renee💌 @dearsswiftie]

when you’re listening to taylor swift and she randomly says something that you really needed to hear

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

AOC choosing Pete as her running mate in 2028

[Kuba Swift @kubaswift]

Taylor calling the Empire State Building on the secret Empire State Building hotline to tell them to remove the Debut TV colours

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

WhaTS happening?

https://t.co/yACM5SSsw5

[ianᵕ̈ @gabmonstere]

no other app can make me laugh outta nowhere like twitter does not even skits on tiktok 😭😭😭

[Anita Mahn @jes_dll]

IN MY HEAD………. I play a supercut of us…

[pierce @piercespears]

walking around downtown and ppl still have their Lolla wristbands on

[Charli @charli_xcx]

still coming down from lollapaloozaahhhhh!!! more excited for the music fashion film tour then everrrr <3 get tickets now https://t.co/3bjInW0bDI