Hannah

I drink and I teach things // SEMO alum// 📍STL

[sweet caroline @LengerCaroline]

Please watch this video I made when I was 12 https://t.co/u8rMtVGONN

[sweet caroline @LengerCaroline]

Coronavirus doesn’t stand a chance against the world’s strongest soldier

[Hannah @hifromhannah]

Petition for @halseanderson (author of the YA book “Yellow Fever, 1793”) to come out with the book “Corona, 2020” I’d really love to see her take on the toilet paper shortage.

[Hannah @hifromhannah]

Happy Wednesday to everyone but the man who did the elliptical for 30 minutes in socks (only socks, no shoes) at the YMCA.

[Hannah @hifromhannah]

The tiny sunglasses look stupid on everyone don’t @ me

[Hannah @hifromhannah]

picture this, you’re choking down La Croix to wean off your soda addiction... then all of the sudden you recreationally start drinking La Croix. This must be what adulthood tastes like.

[Hannah @hifromhannah]

When @ariana2525 said “I just want to eat Imo’s pizza in bed and watch tv” I FELT that. Total STL vibes. #PumpRules

[Hannah @hifromhannah]

I’ll never forget the time my grandma made it to #2 on a buzz feed article https://t.co/ehUUcQ4akD

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Maybe for Halloween this year I’ll go with a truly terrifying costume and dress as middle school me

[sweet caroline @LengerCaroline]

Me n the girls on a Friday night

[Hannah @hifromhannah]

Hey, me again. Some random hacked my old Twitter and changed my password and email. Most fun part is they turned it into a porn account so let’s try a Twitter round two. That can’t be sponsored by porn hub 😂