&rew

never argue with a man john brown would have shot.

[LeGate @williamlegate]

Elon’s lawyers just told a federal judge the “Twitter Files” were all a big lie, nothing more than a marketing campaign to appeal to the lowest common denominator

[&rew @higbased]

would someone smarter than me tell me how my life would change had the government defaulted

[&rew @higbased]

Yeah bc the chuds threatened to blow up Target and the government said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[The Heir For A Day @tha_jerk2012]

Y’all noticed the companies didn’t switch their company logos to the LGBTQ logos this time around

[Florida Times-Union Guild 🦣 @TimesUnionGuild]

THE TIMES-UNION IS GOING ON STRIKE.

We’re walking off the job after over four years of bargaining for fair wages, benefits and newsroom protections. It is clear that current Gannett management has no intention to bargain over these issues in good faith.

https://t.co/dEjidJx1R7

[Louie Kahn @LouieKahn27]

“decided to wage war”

the war:

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

BuzzFeed exploding the watermelon hit 820,000 concurrent viewers in 2016

[&rew @higbased]

https://t.co/4QyYa2SvSE

[DELETE @JubileeDJ]

Your child is doing regular school shooter drills and you are in a store screaming about a rainbow on a shirt

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

Metaverse is one of the biggest funniest scams of all time. $40 billion from investors to get a Wii port of Second Life.

[&rew @higbased]

@E_Dilla She doesn’t even live in jax lmfao

[Nichole Manna @NicholeManna]

Dexter Barry begged not to go to jail & told the ofc he wouldn't hurt his neighbor, the ofc responded:

“You know how many times police in general have been told that and then the next thing that happens is someone ends up dead?”

Barry ended up dead

https://t.co/kt4EtCvMqq

[&rew @higbased]

Well, gotta find someone who really wants to impress Jodie Foster

[&rew @higbased]

Be as unprofessional as possible in all recorded communications to keep things lighthearted in the event those communications are published due to an active investigation

[B. @briarenee_]

not me tho, y’all be easy

[Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII]

US troops in occupied Germany are forcing captured SS men to exhume the bodies of 800 prisoners murdered in Buchenwald concentration camp, & then make the German residents from nearby town of Nammering tour the site & rebury corpses.

[Herbert 0-3 vs Lawrence @BoldCityCap]

Can’t spell Lenny Curry without a capital L.

Good morning!