the year is 2021, the entire planet has been enslaved by John Carhartt™️ after the carhartt beanies turned out to be like the chum bucket hats in the spongebob movie
Update 5:
New year, same demon.
This weekend around 3am the demon struck.
Katie fell in a parking lot and busted her knee and is need of stitches.
When will the demon be satisfied..
The purdue demon is taking names
Ben - sprained ankle
Sam - fell off a skateboard going 20 mph
Aaron - fell off a skateboard going 20 downhill
Andy - sprained ankle
Allen - twisted ankle
Nacho - cut thumb open
All within a week
In Bargersville (Indiana, USA). Model 3 was bought by the police instead of the Dodge Charger.
The police calculated fuel costs: Dodge requires 7.2 thousand dollars a year for gasoline, while Model 3 needs about 1.7 thousand dollars to charge. The benefit is obvious.