Pimp Daddy D

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

Ya breakups suck and all but have you ever lost your entire Spotify profile...shit hurts

[C.J. @shloopingsoup]

Nothing beats a good conversation with your old man!! 🙌🏼 #hesmyhero

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

People falling in love with other people while I’m falling in love with whiskey 😅

[wyatt watkins @wyattwatkins9]

“You have any coastal hay for sale?” Well sir this hay’s so coastal if you buy enough I’ll even throw in a alligator for free!

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

Y’all think NAPA auto parts has a new liver in stock?

[theLancedamnDixon @lancedamndixon]

Yes I’m an old soul. No I don’t plan on changing

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

Need a black boat to match my black pickup

[CJ🐮 @cjabbe14]

We're a regular every day 2-for-1 family
Keepin each other from thinking too much
Someone's always buying if you ain't got money
'Cause everyone needs drinkin' buddies 🍻

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

Get you a girl who makes you hold her horse instead of her hair when she’s hungover puking😂

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

I really wish I could remember my weekends😂

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

He’s training to prevent cheating...

[JD  @TRUE1JD]

I think I’m meant to marry a woman in scrubs 😋

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

Made it another Father’s Day without being father #blessup

[Austin⚡️Graham @AustingrahamZ1]

Drunk me always makes plans sober me doesn’t want to do

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

I would say stockshow was a bender and a half!

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

@joslynn_paige Definitely getting contacted by the government after this one 😂

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

Man these Snapchat filters are gettin a lil outta hand

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

I mowed my neighbors lawn and she paid me in beer...looks like I’ll be mowing everyday now

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

Whoever scratched my pickup with their door I hope you have a bad day..

[Pimp Daddy D @higginsdallon]

I’m pretty sure the Blazers game last night took 20 years off my life