crazy vv

Puns🤫 and jokes😂
High ile mbaya? Usitense, high grade kiwake🔆

[crazy vv @highamkevo]

Vybz Kartel mix by Lasty Entertainment
https://t.co/FvjpxlXXWt

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

Kuna site inaitwa Atlas Capture, apply. Ikikubali unaeza pata kitu $5 kwa siku. Ukiwa comrade hiyo imetake care side ya chakula. You don't need a proxy btw.

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

Thank God for the day!

[JAREER @scar_mkadinali]

Vitu zinatendeka zinaweza amusha dedan
Polisi wanatumada ni ka wamepatiwa tender
Mbaka watoto wadogo hamna roho
Na jeneza ikiwa ndogo ndio huwanga nzito sana kubeba
#OneTwoCrew

[crazy vv @highamkevo]

@Richiemash_ Waligo hard kutafuta

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Uamke morning preps, 4:45AM then ukimaliza shule uanze kuamka another morning preps ya kupanda matatu 5AM?

[✨️🖤President Law🐐👑 @lePrezidente11]

siku hizi " i have a man" haitushtui labda useme " i used to be a man" 😂😂

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

Thank God for the day!

[crazy vv @highamkevo]

Usiingie choo na Pete bibi ana kete

[MAK🅰️VELIⓂ️ @_Makaveli_420]

Some people are just shameless. Like mbona udinye your cousin? Utaanzaje kumtoa nguo buana? Some things though tbh

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

The "Niko kadi" phrase is a full proof that if you share your plans with people, they end up failing

[Eric @amerix]

"Don't worry. I will swallow P2."

Listen to these excuses at your own peril.

She will get pregnant, and she will tell you,

"I am sorry, I will keep the baby. I honestly wanted to be pregnant."

Don't negotiate with terrorists.

WEAR A CONDOM.

[JAREER @scar_mkadinali]

Study patterns dont study people
#MZIZA

[JAREER @scar_mkadinali]

@DCI_Kenya hanskiangi thithii mkishika watu wa bangi?? Mko tu sawa?
#MZIZA

[crazy vv @highamkevo]

Sijui zimeshika ama huyu madam wa mpesa amenichanganya? Badala ya kutoa pesa nime uninstall mpesa app

[crazy vv @highamkevo]

Jah don't sleep on a pillow, oow I sleep on a pill

[🍁 were-eat-inner🍁 @WaiTnaWaGatundu]

Kijana wachana na oris, vuta bangi kama wanaume wenzako

[crazy vv @highamkevo]

Nikiset pin kwa pillow silali naogopa inaeza lipukia