WHAT THE FUCK

wish I could shut my playboy mouth

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

I am in the trenches

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

Being the first out of your friends to have kids is tough, there’s no possible way to understand what it’s like to have a kid before you’re in it. They will get it eventually but before then it’s a very annoying and lonely place to be.

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

The coolest thing about being a mom is being someone’s instant safe place

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

Life’s so fun life’s so fun

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

*my daughter screaming in the backseat*

“Do you mind playing speak now Taylor’s version, she’s a swiftie”

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Idk what’s worse the panic attack or the hives after the panic attack 🫠

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i get it

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

The only reason I would get pregnant again is to eat pineapples in coconut water while 9 months preggo, no food will ever compare

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

Idc how tired I am the next day, late night/early morning cuddles with the squish will always be worth it

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

Of course my daughters birthstone would be a diamond spoiled baby from the jump

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

Um what happened to twitter?

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Tonight I found out 2 things

1. My cats are assholes

2. If someone was to break into my house I would be more pissed off that the alarm work the baby up, then them trying to rob me

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

#NewProfilePic my squishy 💕

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One of the sweetest things about my daughter is the fact that she will not fall asleep unless I’m holding her hand. It makes my night every time

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

Also the way my jaw hit the floor when I heard sparks fly

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I got 3 words into dear John before my voice crack and just tears streamed down my face

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Where is she running to?

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Putting away the newborn clothes is so sad 😭😭

[WHAT THE FUCK @highestcourt]

“Can I have you for five minutes without you sexting your husband”