Hakuna Masala

Look at me, I'm pure nigga

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

Had they met before this?

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@elikowaz @HJ4Indie What does AIPAC stand for, it's my first day on earth

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@JonahDispatch Or maybe Republicans trying to get her deported? No opinions at all?

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@JonahDispatch What if the DOJ investigated her instead? Any opinions on the govt taking actions against Muslims?

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

So there's somebody walking around DC with a bankai

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump reveals there is a 300 FOOT SLIT in the Lincoln Reflecting Pool

"We'll probably have to drain the water! THEY WENT IN THERE WITH A KNIFE."

"5 people are arrested and under investigation right now. It's a SAD THING."

"We had vandalism! We have a 300 foot slit right through it. Probably a box cutter or knife."

"We had people lifting up the base."

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

The person making the 250 ft gash

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is getting incredibly pathetic. Trump now says he may have to drain the Reflecting Pool after his botched “renovations” quickly left it infested with algae. Instead of taking responsibility, he’s blaming vandalism—not his own shoddy work or the science experts warned about from the start.

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@tribelessjew @steady_drumbeat This is absolutely false because the definition of 'Israel' is not the same for everyone. Do you deny that Israelis are trying to settle in what they consider to be 'Judea' that isn't in Israel?

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

She is clearly right handed please fix it Jesus

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@JeffreyLWright1 @mattxiv @LouisVerdi No buildings left

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

Idk those black people looked free

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

AI Shows America Without Democrats

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@deivisstrategus @parabyl @Snuckygargamel @flowzr91 @sssnomel @spinningjoe Well free market principles maximize profit, not necessarily for housing for your residents

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@scumbagdotdll @wcthunderesq You have a grudge against public education because your 4th grade teacher was wrong once but I'm crazy for wanting to defund the police and military which are wrong all the fucking time?

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@ChuckDeVore @hunetyu It does prove his point. The problem is that the point you are trying to make is that California would uniquely be able to get away with fraud in the future when they can't now

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@Fibonac25465669 @EbonTideDao @UziCryptoo Your president is a billionaire who has never ran a successful business in his life and makes money by booking the entire executive branch in his hotel every weekend

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@memeticsisyphus never seems to apply to the police or military for right wingers though?

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@TigersJUK At what height? Is it assumed the basketball player is over 6'6"?

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@nikitabier @NateSilver538

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

@prairiefawkes @hugetreeguy @dodgeblake They had Mamdani flying into the towers

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

"well obviously you fixed how they did it so..."

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

I had a job interview yesterday. The employer only had one brutal question. “The person you’ll be replacing in this position was proven to have stolen 4.5 million. How can you prove to us that you won’t do the same thing?” My brain literally froze for a few seconds. Just as I was about to answer, someone called him, family emergency. Apparently his child got into an accident. Then he told me, “I’ll see you on Sunday instead, 1 PM. Same question.” Okay. At least I still have time to review.😁

[Hakuna Masala @highestyellow]

My wife would love a management interface