Miss(Mary)Jane

Here to be mean and cause a ruckus, comrade.

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

I sometimes wonder if this is how it feels to try to have a conversation with me 😅

[🇺🇸CHRIS🇺🇸 @Buddydawg77]

Hahahahahaha!🤣🤣😆😆😂😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

@curvydommy It is SO GOOD!

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

I want an old china cabinet to store my bongs. I haven’t found the exact one I want yet though.

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

I’ve been watching a couple of owls playing on my neighbors roof for the last 15 minutes. They’re pretty cute.

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

https://t.co/M9WtgblWcZ

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

So my charger broke…

How tf does that even happen?!

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

@tiido_bling We are getting more and more clothing options with pockets these days. That helps.

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

💀💀💀💀💀

[fletcher 𓆩♡𓆪 @transgrampa]

Been really into getting stoned and tweeting lately as my hobby

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

Ok Go really killed it with the line “with regard to my newborn arachnid kids”.

“Hello My Treacherous Friends” is such an under appreciated banger.

I think about it almost every day. I will never recover.

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

As a new month begins, I return to the prophetic teachings of my youth.

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

Romance.

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

@GoddessLunaRae1 It’s the sexiest sex!!

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

@ThePapaManDave Turns out my new dream car is a 59 Impala.

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

Alexa, play “Shawty” by Remi Wolf.

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

shawty bad, like morally

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

A little kid asked me today if I’m a witch.

“Can’t nobody break my stride!”

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

I’m dying (I have a cold).

I ordered some medicine ball tea from Starbucks. It tastes real bad and it won’t even cure me, just help with soothing. Ugh.

I don’t understand why I have been forsaken in such a way.

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

My brain just keeps shuffling through the Chicago soundtrack.

It’s good! Isn’t it grand? Isn’t it great? Isn’t it swell? Isn’t it fun? Isn’t it?!

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

Just got told by a 72 year old man that “we could have a great time, if you know what I mean”.

Sir, you literally could not handle me. I cut people during “what you mean”.

But, thanks all the same.

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

@YesMissMedusa I’d have taken it disrespectfully too so long as it’s coming from you 😘

[Miss(Mary)Jane @highitsjane]

A rare makeup-free Jane, doing what I do best!