KIDNEY

the king of Way Too Much

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

I like the idea that Nolan knows he can't write women but tries to counteract it by writing bad men instead

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

actors notes were crazy. "I don't know what you were doing in my class when we started" in the same breath as "I could see you as hamlet, henry or romeo"

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

I wanna know what the average falklander is like. would be really funny if they're just chill

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

geopolitical equivalent of laying claim to the stripper. so of course the only person who'd bother going to war with a fascist nation was another fascist

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

my hot argentina take is that it says a LOT about how brain-fashed your country is for it to make this much of a fuss

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

But a rainbow bucket hat is too political?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

everything chill until you get that one dream that forces you to outrun your demons for 48 hours

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

NEVERMIND JUST DISCOVERED A NEW MOTIVATOR THAT'S TEN TIMES WORSE

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

dawg why does jealousy have to be my main motivator for anything I hate it here

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

Ibsen. You have Ibsen.

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

how the hinge feed looks when you actually want to find someone

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

dawg why does jealousy have to be my main motivator for anything I hate it here

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

I think the thing that separates a murder like Charlie Kirk's from Ann Widdecombe's is that the former was done with absolutely impeccable comedic timing.

[Paolo Pedercini 🥶 @molleindustria]

We owe you an apology

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

go to a library and get a book out. order food in-person at a restaurant. go swimming. nothing will feel like wasted yime once you sacrifice all responsibility to your surroundings

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

Going Somewhere to Do Something that you can only do At That Place is a really easy way to convince yourself you've had a healthy and productive day

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

I feel genuinely sorry for him

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Patrick Stewart has reportedly completely retired

His final role will be Professor X in Avengers Doomsday

(via https://t.co/848XD7Yhn2)

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

quite possibly the most aerodynamic looking person of all time. no wonder he's so fast

[Negro Vision @GodClosePopeyes]

Anthony Gordon has a very classic English phenotype

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

@arvalis @Kotaku parasocial, idolatry, we've got a lot of words at the ready

[KIDNEY @highkidneys_]

surely it means nothing when the person you've known since march starts using punctuation in their texts right