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it’s not a brain tumor, it’s a growth mindset 😤💪

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@staidindoors Who are they?

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“Post-hardcore,” often abbreviated to “parkour,”

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@mollypilled He performed surgery on a grape

[alexandria @Lib0fAlexandria]

notice that it's "luck of the Irish" not "skill of the Irish" or "work ethic of the Irish"

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Holy shit lol

[Chale Brown @XicanoBrownDude]

Now reading:

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White people be like “and that’s a perfect segue to the next item on our agenda”

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Mr. Hands makes light work

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Why do you, as a man, have “cuticles”

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@RuppToNoGood Nate Knight

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@facetedcarapace Matt Christman lookin good!

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Just saw a sign that said NO PARKING and thought it said NO PASTA

the Italian Americans are tiiiiired

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@BarrelJumpist It’s “sibboleth,” dumbass

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They should invent a type of sleep that makes you less tired when you wake up

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she gave me a light-to-decent-six, Jerry!!

[Beera Slamden @wyatt_riot_69]

Amazing theyre deriving Anthony Fantano from first principles

[wint @dril]

Jeans Israel

[miranda @mirandareinert]

the best american indie rock song is gold star for robot boy. the rest is up in the air.

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ACAB includes Jilly

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I’m at the snotgreen sea
I’m at the scrotumtightening sea
I’m at the combination snotgreen sea and scrotumtightening sea

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@camerobradford “Levanta Butt” is such a pretty name

[still havent recieved mike gravel rolling papers @ross_hewage]

@GarlicCorgi Average American Foid [a] (November 29, 1752 – July 1, 1819) was an American preacher born in Cumberland, Rhode Island, to Quaker parents.