highmasterbates

President of the #cometomontreal movement, occasional nuisance, guillotine enthusiast, hoarder of CDs and menace québécoise à temps plein.

[highmasterbates @highmasterbates]

i forgot people gave a fuck about lady gaga and now i’m learning they people give even more fucks about this newborn

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@iiwasinthee212 what are you doing on this set? nosy

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hot take but the poutine at la pataterie should not put cinnamon in its gravy

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Donna Summer would still be alive

[Pubity @pubity]

Zohran Mamdani has released 9/11 records showing city officials at the time purposely misled New Yorkers despite knowing it was unsafe to breathe around Ground Zero.

[Juby (쥬비) @CutTimeComic]

I rarely talk about Politics here but if you're a Canadian citizen/resident pls sign and share this petition toward data centre regulation😭It has so few signatures

https://t.co/jASK4jmMGQ

[The worm @wormbuttsex]

When you’re eating salt & vinegar chips and start tasting blood and genuinely enter a flow state

[highmasterbates @highmasterbates]

is everything alright? lol

[laurent❦ @rarelumiere]

lana recording brooklyn baby:

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@DeadbyDaylight

[𝓒𝓻𝓸𝔀赤い𒉭 @Crow_Akai]

all meaning behind pyramid head leaving after sh2 so he can become the poster boy for the franchise and tiktok fans still think he's cheryl's monster for some reason

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you can just shower and avoid deodorant… gay men have been doing this

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Gen Z men are skipping showers before dates to “pheromone-maxx,” hoping their natural scent will make them more attractive. — Fox

[‎ً @dollboydream]

When Lifeweaver life grips me when I'm at 10 HP

[highmasterbates @highmasterbates]

taylor swift’s concerts

[Iggy @Iggy30424]

“NPC density is insane” is actually permanently entering my nightlife lexicon

[highmasterbates @highmasterbates]

@okay__work hows that

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celebrating your relationship anniversary on social media is such poor behavior

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@okay__work bb i love you so much too! 3 wonderful yeats together ❤️ i not only found a partner but a partner in crime 🤭

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i’ve never jumped in the water and got water up my nose, you guys are showing and it’s ridiculous

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a private college closing will not get my tears, aucunement désolé 🤷🏻‍♂️

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and the ickiest part is the comment of the other person responding to it

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if you can’t sleep through construction than you are not a montrealer!