will

it’s the climb

[will @highntite]

probably gonna get drunk and go on reddit to comment “So Cool!” on people’s posts about their art

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Get back inside @nick_colletti

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

how many babies did you send to space, bush. you fucker. how many babies are still up there

[will @highntite]

I’m the type of guy that tells u ur shoes untied, then when u bend down to check, I just give u a little kiss on the head

[will @highntite]

When ur tryin to go to bed at 3 am and a bird is singin Away like “yo I’m awake for the day. Fuck w me” and ur like “yo fuck this bird”

[will @highntite]

@reallyniceguy12

[will @highntite]

#KMag2023WDC

[Connor Haase @haase_connor]

Just hangin out (at UU in Madison there’s no line)

[will @highntite]

weekends r the best bc u don’t have to brush ur teeth

[will @highntite]

Might get back in the game

[will @highntite]

the fluoride isn’t turning the frogs gay. i am

[Seth @sefGorman]

Boutta sift and winnow my way into some pussy

[wint @dril]

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

[AMAZINACE @AMAZINACE]

Yeaaaaah ..that’s right

[Cultured Tweets V. 2 @cultured_tweet]

Centrist moment

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

doing the math for % ABV and caffeine content like im applying armor and powerups in a jrpg